Cee-Lo of Gnarls Barkley: “F**k You” Music Video

I know it has been a few days since my last post and for that I apologize. So to get things rolling again I though I would share this wonderful little number performed by Gnarls Barkley’s Cee-Lo. It is titled “F**k You” and it tickles my soul. It speaks volumes to anyone who has lost that special lady because they are not rich. To all those gold diggers out there, we share the sentiment... [Read more]

Dorkutopia: Hands-On With the Xbox360 Kinect

I love this game! This weekend my girlfriend and I had the opportunity to stop in at a booth just outside Navy Pier in Chicago and play a few games on the Microsoft Xbox360 Kinect, which is not due out until November. After hearing a short explanation of how it worked, we dived right in, starting off playing one of the many games in the Kinect Adventures game pack, that will be sold alongside the Kinect... [Read more]

Spartacus: Blood and Sand Season 1 Review

After watching commercials for this series many moons ago, I was super stoked. It seemed pretty Bad Ass, but as things tend to go after that initial jolt of “Eff yeah! That show is gonna be JAWSOME!!!”, I almost immediately forgot it ever existed. However after my current acquisition of the complete first series thanks to NETFLIX and a day stuck on the couch in a pain killer induced delusion,... [Read more]

Befuddled or Stuck on a Fence: Little Girls Dance Like Skanks

Befuddled? So let me start off by filling you in on a little back story. I was sitting in the waiting room the other day for oh I don’t know, some where around 6 hours waiting to be seen. Not that has anything to do with anything, other than I don’t know what happened to the “emergency” in emergency rooms, but I digress. For if the previous mentioned event didn’t happen.... [Read more]

Starcraft 2 Beta: All Your Base are Belong to Me!

Recently, I was fortunate to be offered a chance to Beta test the brand new, and might I add AMAZING, Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty RTS Game for PC. I was blown away by the amount of detail put into this game, but knowing it came from Blizzard, what else could you expect. I have never been a “hardcore” Starcraft player, I can’t compete with those Korean power gamers in anyway. As... [Read more]

The Most Complete Guide to SEO and Social Media Marketing

Often times as Blogger, I find myself spending hours meticulously and carefully preparing each post so that it meets my own personal standard for search engine optimization. From the selection of keywords to use in the title to the most relevant way to use an images alttext to describe its relevance to the post, there are a lot of details to remember and consider, it is very rewarding in the end, but... [Read more]

Game ON! The Guild Season 4 Music Video

The Cast of The Guild Oh man do I love watching The Guild. I remember seeing it in it’s infancy and thinking this show has some serious potential, and boy was I right! The Guild has just reached it fourth season as a web series and never has it been better or more over the top. Also, it has Felicia Day, every dorks perfect woman. A gamer, a blogger and now apparently Bollywood star, Felicia Day... [Read more]

Bed Intruder News Story Gets Made Into a Song!

For those who have never heard/saw the original news clip, you missed out on some really funny stuff. I seriously thought that this entire thing was scripted just because Antoine Dodson was just so over the top ridiculous. Then people told me that this came from a news channel in Alabama and it made perfect sense. Well, after only two days, the geniuses over at Auto-Tune the News have released this... [Read more]

Olivia Munn: A Look Back at Some of Her Sexiest Moments

Trademark Complex.Com What more can one say about Olivia Munn than she is hot, hot, and hot. Oh did I mention she is pretty hot too? Anyway, After hearing that Olivia Munn would be appearing in the Season 4 Premier of Chuck on NBC, I thought it would be nice to share some of her best moments with you guys. and by best I mean sexiest. Thanks to G4 for providing this great compilation video giving everyone... [Read more]

The Old Spice Guy is Responsible For at Least One Marriage

Marriage. What an idea right? Two people who are in love decide that the best thing for them is to sign a piece of paper after throwing a very expensive and boring party, for the tax benefits or whatever. I always figured when I decided to get married I would just do the classic proposal, you know, the one where I get down on one knee, open the little box and cry like a baby until she said yes, forever... [Read more]

If Browsers Were Women…

Hello everyone, Time for my favorite thing in the world: INFOGRAPHICS! This time I have for you a graphic that describes what dating a browser would be like. Its pretty relevant in the way they describe the browsers in the context of women, and moderatly funny. If you haven’t seen it before give it a look! I think they should have used a different pic for internet explorer. Hope you enjoyed today’s ... [Read more]

5 Ways in 30 Days: How to Build Great Traffic for Free

Hey everyone, Just wanted to share a bit about Dorkutopia’s first 30 days in full operation. It has been an exciting time and we have been working very hard at increasing our traffic. As of today, July 29th, Dorkutopia.com has been publicly updating for a full thirty days. Please take a look at the screen shot below: Click to view Full Size! As you can see we have received over 2200 unique visitors... [Read more]

How to Trick People Into Thinking Your Really Good Looking

This video cracks me up. I stumbled across this over at Break.com and figured it was worth a re-post. Check out the video and let me know what you think! How To Make People Think You’re Hot  Read More →

5 Ways The Next Decade Will Blow Your Mind

Recently, I was speaking to a group of friends about the implications of Nano-Technology and the potentially drastic changes it will bring about, but almost every time I speak of the future, everyone thinks I am a mad man and that all the high tech concepts I mention are just my over active imagination at work. I am a huge fan of Futurism and all the glorious information that is attached to it, so... [Read more]

The Newest Trailer for Warren Ellis’ RED!

Today I came across an awesome trailer for the new RED movie, based on a comic of the same name by Warren Ellis. I am a huge fan of Warren Ellis’ work, though sadly I have never read RED, though I guess I should have after seeing this trailer. After wrapping up the panel on RED at Comic-Con, they were quick to play this second theatrical trailer displayed below. It is absolutely hilarious and... [Read more]

Critical Firefox Update Due to Farmville Users

Seriously, Read above. Over the weekend, Everyone in the world who uses Firefox had to update due to a small glitch that only affected the people I hate most in the world: Farmville Users. According to Mozilla, the previous update caused a bug (kinda) that would cause Farmville to hang long enough to trigger a timeout, rendering the crappy and useless game unplayable. If you ask me, all the Farmville... [Read more]

If Your Dad is Beardless, You’ve Got Two Moms

It has been my secret shame since I was just a boy. My dad doesnt have a beard, and as far as I know never has. That explains why every time I try to grow a beard, it looks like it did when my older, manlier step brother glued his pubes to my face while I slept. It was gross, but it still looked manlier than my peach-fuzz encrusted, baby soft alabaster skin. Now I am a full grown man, and my beard... [Read more]

Five Epic Gift Ideas to Make Geeks Happy

The word geek was not always a good thing if you can remember back that far. It used to be an insult in middle school and sometimes in high school, until all the hot cheerleaders realized I could finish their Chemistry homework during my lunch period. I always did it for some kind of a small fee (*wink*) but now that I am older, I have come to love the term geek! If geekutopia had not already been... [Read more]

HULC Exoskeleton Ready for Testing

Even though as a child I was promised laser pistols, jet packs and digitally enhanced vision through x-ray specs, none of these have really come to fruition, so when I saw that Lockheed-Martin was working on an exo-skeleton over a year ago, I literally cried tears of joy. Now we have a field-ready human exo-skeleton in the HULC (Human Universal Load Carrier). Since last we heard of the thing, it’s... [Read more]

Trading Up: Teen Uses Craigslist to Trade His Phone for a Porsche

In the days of instant gratification via the internet, it seems that most people have lost patience and their common sense, but a teen from Glendora, CA has boat loads of both. Steven Ortiz, used Craigslist to trade his way up from a cell phone to a Porsche over the span of two years, bartering like crazy, but it appears his efforts have been worth it. He is the only student at his high school cruising... [Read more]

Lagoa Multi-Physics Engine: A Modern Marvel

I know a little bit about physics. I know very little about physics engines, and even less about how they actually work. The one thing I do know? That I love them in video games. While game engines like Unreal and id Tech 5 may have very good physics engines , that doesn’t stop new engines from appearing, and in this case, ripping your face off with the sheer force of awesome that is the Lagoa Multi-physics... [Read more]

Creating a Survival Backpack in Case of Apocalypse, Part 1

Oh shit honey, did you pack the sandwhiches? We here at Dorkutopia take the looming threat of a global apocalypse very seriously, so the other day we sat down and came up with a very mobile survival kit that could really help you in case of an emergency, a full blown zombie plauge or nuclear holocaust. First things first, you will need a sturdy container to hold all of your items safe and sound. The... [Read more]

Apple Geniuses VS Best Buy Geeks

Most people know about the Best Buy Geek Squad. I mean they drive around in fancy little VW Beetles and have a bright orange and black logo on the side, but fewer people know about Apple store Geniuses, which are basically the Geek squad for Apple products. Most people I know have never been to an actual Apple store, where everyone I know has been to a best buy at least a bazillion times. I am sure... [Read more]

Microsoft Kinect Price: $150 Dollars

For weeks, many retailers in the video game industry have been saying that Kinect will be priced at a reasonable 150 dollars and they were correct. What they did not know was that it will also ship with a copy of Kinect Adventures, A game shown at E3 which basically pits you against an obstacle course of sorts, where you must run, jump and bend awkwardly to solve puzzles and challenges. Another awesome... [Read more]

DU presents: Free Money Monthly

Updated: Click this link to reach the Official Submission Page! Hey everyone, Starting July 20th, Dorkutopia.com is going give-away $100, $25 and $10 to someone who can use it, basically it goes like this: You submit a short video to Youtube.com telling us how you could really use $100 dollars. We will review all the submissions and then pick those that we think are the top five submissions. Then... [Read more]

Crack Windows Passwords Using a Simple BootCD

I have been working in IT for close to a decade now and thought that sharing this would be a good idea. Almost every day, I get questions from people about computers they recently acquired being locked up because they lack the login passwords. Well my friends, this is the solution for all your password problems. Everyone knows that Windows is still the most popular operating system, and the method... [Read more]

God of War Indie Film Style

An indie film about a high school age Kratos done in the style of any number of Michael Cera films. I am not really a fan of Michael Cera and his one character plots that consist of awkwardly wooing the girl of his dreams. Seriously, no one seems to care that every single Michael Cera movie is the exact same thing as the last one, with just a few changes to names and locations. But this is an indie... [Read more]

New Spice: An Old Spice Parody

This one came to me via the Girlfriend and I thought that it would be perfect for you guys. Check it out and enjoy its great satirical elements, along with the positive message:  STUDY!  Read More →

Post-apocolyptic Homes from a Tanker Vehicle

Home Sweet Home Oh No! There is a mushroom cloud in the distance, Roll D20 to see if you survive. You passed? Excellent. Now that the end of days is upon us, survival becomes an important factor. After the breakdown of global societies you will need somewhere to live, and thanks to Designer Aristide Antonas, you have the designs for a tanker truck mobile home. A futurist art and architectural project,... [Read more]

Must Have Bruce Cambell Soup Labels

It is no secret that Bruce Cambell is the worlds greatest B-Movie actor. It’s also no secret that Dorkutopia loves Bruce Cambell films. For his birthday, the cool guys over at Scifiwire.com have created these really awesome soup can labels featuring some of his best works. Here they are in all their delicious and nutritious glory. Thanks again to Scifiwire.com for sharing these with the world.  Read More →

Hump Day Humor: July 14th

Welcome to the first ever Hump Day Humor post. Every Wednesday we are going to be showing you some of the funniest videos from around the net. We hope you like this new feature and cant wait to share some of our favorites with you. So in the spirit of the black eyed peas, lets get it started! This first video comes to us from the comedy geniuses  over at CollegeHumor.com. If Games Had Super Easy Mode 1Goal... [Read more]

Dungeons and Dragons: Ten Minute Character Backgrounds

I am a regular over at the Wizards of the Coast DnD forums, and one of my favorite posts was an idea that came from Ad Astra Games Minimus RPG system. Basically, every DM loves character backgrounds. They are very important in the fact that they are a way for us to tie the campaign world to your imagined characters. Another aspect of character backgrounds is the importance of knowing your character.... [Read more]

Dungeons and Dragons: DM Tools to Make Your Life Easier

Digital DM Screen and Assorted Tools Just wanted to give a quick review for Dungeon Mastering’ s DM tools. I recently did some research on way I could make my games more efficient and easier to manage, along with being able to create my own traps, weapons and powers. Most of my searches pointed me towards this set of tools. Everything is web based, which I love because it means I can access it... [Read more]

The Best of the Best: World of Warcraft Leveling Guides

Those of us here at Dorkutopia really love us some World of Warcraft. I have been playing this game since it’s inception so many years ago. I even left EQ2 as to be able to play WoW more often. All of my friends were doing it and they were leaving our old games in droves. I have spent countless hours of my life leveling character after character just for fun. Though now I play much less often... [Read more]

Buy, Rent or Burn: Hot Tub Time Machine

This weeks movie review is on a little film called Hot Tub Time Machine and I have to tell you, this movie rocks. It had me laughing out loud like I have not laughed in a long time. It is the most appropriately named film since “Snakes on a Plane” debuted in 2006. Here is the synopsis for the film: HOT TUB TIME MACHINE follows a group of best friends who’ve become bored with their... [Read more]